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1.
A state of flatulence in which the individual (or animal) exudes the combination of blood, fecal matter and gas.
Mary: Excuse me I need to change my dungarees.

Elphaba: Heavens! What is that ghastly odor?

Mary: Too many choco-tacos for one hot dame. *whispers* I bloosharted.
by bungalocarl March 26, 2014