|43.||The Onion Ring|
When you sprinkle bread crumbs on a sweaty asshole and then you proceed to fuck them in the ass. The result is the scent of onion rings coming from the asshole.
Last night, my girlfriend asked me if I would like to do the onion ring!
its the religion of Helena Bonham Carter. The sexiest,sweetest most talented actress ever.more...
Bonham Carter was born in Golders Green, London. Her mother, Elena (née Propper de Callejón), is a psychotherapist. Her father, Raymond Bonham Carter, was a merchant banker and the alternate UK director representing the Bank of England at the International Monetary Fund in Washington, D.C. during the 1960s;123 he came from a famous British political family, being the son of English Liberal politician Sir Maurice Bonham Carter and renowned politician, orator and member of the House of Lords, Violet Bonham Carter, whose father was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, H. H. Asquith (1908–1916). Helena Bonham Carter's maternal grandfather, Eduardo Propper de Callejón, was of half Spanish and half Jewish ancestry, and served as a diplomat and former Minister-Counsellor at the Spanish Embassy in Washington, D.C. Bonham Carter's Jewish maternal grandmother, Hélène Fould-Springer, was the daughter of Baron Eugène Fould-Springer (a French-born banker), and Marie Cecile Von Springer (whose father was the industrialist Baron Gustav Springer).145 Hélène Fould-Springer's sister was the French philanthropist Liliane de Rothschild (1916–2003), the wife of Baron Élie de Rothschil...
A Shavo is ginger haired, Irish and Scottish hybrid.
Shavo's will typically refuse to go to bed before 9am and will usually wake others in their local vicinity by bellowing on their bagpipes.
A Shavo is usually happiest when out clubbing, preferably at a large warehouse style club. Their preference in music is normally rave, hence a Shavo sometimes being referred to as 'Ravo' (pronounced ray-vo).
A true Shavo will consume ten times the recommended daily allowance of alcohol and usually proclaim that "(they) like a beer" to seemingly justify their actions.
A Shavo is normally well mannered however they take their hair colour very personally and are proud of their gingerness. If challenged about their hair colour they will happily show off their pubic hair to prove that they are a true carrot top.
Shavo's at times have been falsely identified as 'Picto's' as they are spelt with the same keys on a mobile/cell phone keypad.
"Look at that mong over their, he's such a Shavo"
"It was 4am and I was trying to get to sleep, then that bloomin' Shavo blasted out my eardrums with the bagpipes. I got so angry I left the house and went to help his mother wash the car"
"No don't be silly he prefers beer to women, he's Shavo"
Mr Zee is the artist formally known as Trunkmonkey. Once the Lord and Master of Trunkmonkey Towers, he temporarily became a hobo or self proclaimed 'urban nomad' until he finally found a new place to live. When not appreciating cars, tattoo's and all things funny, he can often be seen associating hemself with the freakybummer and indulging in a spot of Hoff appreciation. Recently he has become some what obessed with steampunks...go figure!
Bloomin 'Eck it's Mr Zee
When blow me down, is that Mr Zee hanging out with a freaky bummer?
Grow up is phrase said to people who are acting like a bit of a chump and need to act their bloomin' age.
"Ha, ha! Look at me - "
"Grow up! You juvenile bastard!"
The often difficult and frequently pointless act of trying to reason / argue / split hairs / pass the time of day with Pikeys.
Trying to apply GYPLOMACY in a given situation results in the act being a GYPLOMATIC one (and often in a trip to A&E).
Dan: "Bloomin 'Eck! We were lucky to get out of there alive! What on earth possessed you to try out your GYPLOMATIC skills on them?"
Keith: "Donald McIntyre and Ross Kemp have both tried GYPLOMACY on Sky One... and since they're both massive cocks I figured that any old fool could do it..."
A woman's genitalia that hasn't been properly cleansed over the course of a week to month. In order to be a blooming onion, this vagina has to have an odor that burns a man, or woman's, eyes as they approach for oral intercourse. When spreading the vaginal lips apart, one must cry from the odor, else the genitalia isn't a proper blooming onion.
Evan was so drunk last night, he licked a prostitute's blooming onion. He woke up this morning with a hangover, a bad taste in his mouth, and crazy red eyes from crying all night long!