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1. bloomin onion
A old womans vagina that has had at least six children
Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion
2. bloomin onion
a complete idiot.
the editors of urban dictionary are bloomin onions.
3. Bloomin Onion
when a male/female sticks their fist up a broads vagina, opens their hand and give their fingers a wiggle.
Brent Dick has no respect for any females/himself so he simply does it without permission. even though 12 year old girls don't know any better, he thinks that since they praise him, they'll let him compared to girls his own age...
He ram's his fist up there and gives them a free ride.
then run's off to his friends.. "guess what, i gave five different 12 year old girls a bloomin onion last week!"
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