Exceptionally wealthy individuals with net worths exceeding $5 billion dollars, bloombergs are typically short males characterized by "Napoleon complexes" and a belief that money can buy anything, including the mayoralty of a major American city. They display extreme arrogance, and enjoy exercising control over other people's behavior and personal freedoms in support of their own personal agendas. Generally self-centered, they often avoid dealing with important issues and focus instead on self-aggrandisement, such as ignoring the re-building the World Trade Center and focussing instead on raising real estate taxes by 18.5 per cent, bringing the Olympics to New York City, building an unneccessary sports complex on New York's West Side or replacing soft drinks with Snapple in New York City public schools. They also tend to favor using public monies to pay poor people to change their behavior, such as providing cash incentives for unwed mothers to seek pre-natal medical care and rewarding unmotivated, drug-addicted hip-hop youth to attend school. Attitudinally controlling, bloombergs oppose cigarette smoking and foods with trans-fatty acids, while displaying speech patterns punctuated with whiny voices and excessive, improper use of the word "ways," as in "we've got a long ways to go." A key indicator of a bloomberg is someone who believes that New Yorkers face greater dangers from crossing the street or smoking cigarettes than they do from another Islamo-fascist terrorist attack.
"Hey douchebag, stop trying to control my life. You're such a bloomberg."
by The Wyndbraker October 07, 2006
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a 32 oz. size drink.
I'll have a coke and make it a Bloomberg.
by dr winston o'boogie August 08, 2012
To take something away, or ban it; to deprive a large group of people something simply because you don't like it.
A large sugary soft drink has too many calories, so in NY they bloomberged it. ban block remove prohibit
by JoezWaleZ March 21, 2013
To throw something in the trash which is recyclable.
I couldn't carry around an empty soda can all day until I found a recycling bin, so I just had to bloomberg it.
by jacksonjohnson November 25, 2008
Usually a reference to Micheal Bloomberg, the founder of Bloomberg L.P. and the current Mayor of New York City.
The say Bloomberg may still enter the 2008 race as an independent.
by Ryan Garn January 01, 2008