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1. bloody wanker
A British insult. Usually "bloody" means "fucking" in America. Bloody wanker would mean in America "fucking dickhead"
That bloody wanker cut me off.
by sanchez4555555 May 17, 2005 add a video
2. bloody wanker
British definition for fucking jerkoff
joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
3. bloody wanker
British definition for fucking jerkoff
joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
4. Bloody Wanker
Somebody who wanks it so much that their Penis actually Bleeds!
You Bloody Wanker!!! I bet your dick is all chaft and bloody!
5. Bloody Wanker
A phrase that Americans think British/Irish people use when in fact no-one in their right mind uses the word bloody and wanker together.

"Bloody" is quite a mild swear word whereas " wanker" is quite harsh.

The two words just don't go together.
Saying " bloody wanker" on the internet screams "I'm an American!"
Them: God you're a bloody wanker!

Me: You're an American aren't you?
6. bloody wanker
somebody that masterbates every day
shut up you bloody wanker...and go download some porn
7. bloody wanker
a british person who WANKS (jerks off, gets off on him/herslef, etc.) repeatedly in the course of one day....especially Zandy
The british counselor at my camp was a blopdy wanker....but not as much as Zandy is
by Da Brow Feb 6, 2004 add a video
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