A very lame excuse used by a drunken crack whore to get out of coming to work because her daughter is on her period.
I can't come to work today because "Jamie" has a bloody muffin.
by J-Dizzle815 March 22, 2008
Top Definition
When a girl is having her period and you eat her out, while fingering her asshole and you pop your finger in her mouth and yell bloody muffin.
I gave my girlfriend, KoKo a bloody muffin last night!
by Leon Johnson November 07, 2006
When a guy is all up in that pussy and the girls cherry pops. The guy relizes the cherry poped and he gets a muffin to soak up all the blood. Then when all the blood is soaked up the girl eats it!!!
PJ poped the cherry and made her eat that bloody muffin.
by Peejizz O'Shit August 17, 2007
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