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while earning your red wings in the midst of a girls heavy menstrual cycle, you remove your bloody cock and paint a mustache or goatee while youre skeeting on said girls face.

SKEET!
girl: do you smell that?
purv: its your upper lip, screamin bleeder!

that's not acne, its a bloody irishmen!
by purv September 30, 2005

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