shit piss out of your ass
i woke at at 4am with a bad case of spooya, must have been the fucking bean burrito.
the deep dank part of cubbington where the outcasts live such as sally(manbeast) collin (puff) jj (village fat ass) they all make the village laughing stock and perform at fairs to buy back there old car and to get money because the store across the road where milkshakes are 49 p all the time is doing better than them as its dosen't smell of piss and dose not have a pound stall or a midlle aged man standing in the doorway to bring in shoppers (old ladies) or to be gay and telling off kids for saying he has a small phallus.
oh look there collin what a pedo he has a small phallus
oh shit its sally she the man of the house!!
bloody hell they have came out of cubbington borough and now the air smells of piss. get the dust pan and brush.
for one to be fucked in the anal cavity over and over, for ones ass to be fucked so hard that they cant stand for a muther fucking week and they shit and piss blood, to fuck some one up, harsh fucking beatings, to fuck a girl very hard so her pussy is blocked with cum, to get wasted as fuck. or used in the term MURK yo ass as seen by the smc crew.
MURK YO ASS!!!
getting wasted on a fuck load of beer and vodka
to fuck a chick
to fuck up shitty cunts who think theyre cool then blow theyre god danm brians on the muther fucking street
A bloody Russian is when your girlfriend / wife gets sick of your drunk ass & decides to piss in your vodka, adding a touch of period blood. Blame it on the Grenadine & cherries & make him a nice drink.
wife "Hi honey, had a hard day? Let me make you a nice cocktail."
husband "Yeah bitch, make yourself useful and make me a few."
wife "Sure thing sweety. Extra cherries? I call it a bloody Russian"
|5.||The English Cream Tea|
A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.
I performed The English Cream Tea on betty last night, it was hella messy, but damn tasty.
Another term used for those thick maxi pads worn by woman during " that time of the month" and then are left out for an unsuspecting male in the house to find.
Man: I'll be right there baby, I have to take a piss.
Woman: Okay, well hurry the hell up.
Man: Oh hell no, why can't you throw away your bloody woman diapers?
Woman: I was in a hurry, and Oprah was coming on.
PFK is just short for i play for keeps... and that kinda means if you aint first you last... and well im just the best of the best.
so yea dude i was just wlakin wit my friends when like ten Monkeys(retard black guys who try and jump.)came out of no were and said yo nigga run yo pockets this aint no game.
So i was lik yo you better chill the fuck out. cuase i pfk and lets just say im not last. puck ass... then they said on bloody C you lucky.