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The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
by G. Wells October 17, 2006
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A mustache of blood that comes from cutting your face in a horizontal line just above your mouth while shaving.
Oh dude, you were supposed to shave your mustache for the wedding..
not grow a bloodstache

damn, that's a fine bloodstache.
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The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. Why you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
by G. Wells October 19, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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