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(BLUE-dul)verb; when an individual begins to give a guy a hand job, but stops shortly before completion resulting in one angry, blue package

Timia is infamous at bloodling; at a party last week, she walked in the room with a guy and she came out looking satisfied, but he looked truly disgruntled and shouted, "THAT DAMN BITCH JUST BLOODLED MY NOODLE!"

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