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1. Blumping
A sexual activity involving blood. Humping- when blood is involved.
Bill and Lorena were totally blumping on the sheets they killed those people on.
2. Blumping
Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.
e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant
3. parsonsed
when you give a girl such a severe humping her knees buckle and her leg bones crack from sheer orgasmic vibration
what did you last night tina?
i got parsonsed by sean, thats why my legs are in a cast and a blood vessel popped in my eye SAAAAAWWWWEEEET
by bjorn Jun 21, 2005 add a video
4. Swamp Donkey
a swamp donkey is A human female that exhibits characteristics of a swamp donkey are; friend humper, dirty and incredibly ugly, incredibly incredibly! UGLY. usually low morals and divorces husband for smelly little hunchbacked man. and then aborts child from hunched back man to prove love, and she’ incredibly ugly and shes a blood sucking money stealing hooker bag

- i cant believe hes humping that swamp donkey
- dude i hope ur new chick dosent become a swamp donkey
5. double-dipping
v. 1) Dipping twice into any kind of salsa, dip substance, ect after already taking a bite from a chip or other food object.
2) A sexual encounter involving both biting or nibbling, while engaging in humping or lunging on another individual.
In the film Bram Stoker's Dracula there is a scene where the monster (wolf-man) Dracula is having sex with Mina Harken's red-headed girlfriend, while biting her. Dracula's sexual moves are double-dipping, which for him involves the drinking of one's blood, while having sex with them.
6. Vampire Hate Fuck
When you are so angry at a woman that you throw her on the bed on her back, then proceed to dry hump her out of your hatred for her. Then while dry humping her you twist her entire head around on and a half time so her head faces the floor and you continue to dry hump the hell out of her.
When we got in a huge fight because I did not want to go out for Italian food two night in a row it suddenly turned into passion and I threw her on the bed and vampire hate fucked her until she moaned for more.
7. Vortigen
An obese fluffy chicken (also known as a boomkin) which is known to be extremely retarded and fails at many aspects of the massive online MMO, World Of Warcraft.

He is located on Bloodfeather PvP EU and will often be seen in Dalaran humping other druids in bear form.
Raid Leader: Vortigen you fucking faggot retarded chicken! l2run into the middle with blood link!
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