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During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.
"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

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