| 1. | blood, sex and booze | ||
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a hilarious green day song about sado-masichism; one of their best songs ever. i'm in distress
oh mistress i confess so do it one more time these handcuffs are too tight you know i will obey so please don't make me beg for blood, sex and booze you give me |
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| 2. | fetch house | ||
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a house of punk rock in the northern california town of marysville. legendary for punk rock shows, drugs, violence, firearms, homosexuals, squatters, sex and booze. "I lost my virginity, three teeth and a pint of blood at the Fetch House on Saturday."
"My parents told me never go anywhere near that Fetch House on G Street." |
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| 3. | Washington State University | ||
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Lets start this off with the correct definition of WSU... The biggest gathering of ass clowns on the planet. Known for its fine transmissions of sexual diseases and most recent outbreak of swine flu and their annual lawn mower races. Pullman boasts a staggering one percent of all Busch light sales in the nation, which parallels the average percentage of wins in any given sport at this embarrassing disgrace of a community college. Also known for its low acceptance standards allowing any slutty whore and white trash goon to attend. Family traditions and fond memories of grandparents, mothers, fathers, daughters, and sons all gathering at this cum dumpster of a town to finger bang each others sheep, drink shitty beer, cheer for the most pathetic excuse for a sports team there is, and have sex with their friends moms, not only passing s.t.d.'s with in each other but through the family tree. Washington State Cougars are pieces of shit and will always be inferior to the University of Washington Huskies! Hey all you fucks out there! Are you tired of being clean, healthy, liking a winning athletic program, not having little red dots all over your penis with white puss coming out of your dick hole and having your butt hole itching constantly, or being a functioning piece of society's puzzle? more...
THEN YOU SHOULD ATTEND WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY!!! Your time spent here will be sensational. Not only will your Russell athletic t-shirts be crimson so will be your penis from the fucked up disease you gathered from your first restroom use! If you have a mentally challenged education obtained from a middle school you will be gladly accepted by all social groups here at WSU Senior WSU Student (Doyle): Hey Billy lets go over and check out the fraternity life here at WSU. Future attendee (Billy): I can't wait Doyle!!! Doyle: Here is the common area or what we call the living room as you can see here Billy there is all kinds of events that go on here like, watching the cougars not score a single point, or throwing up the shitty booze and hungrymans our parents bought us, and laughing so hard at Brendan Frazier and Whoopi Goldberg movies such as "The Mummy", "Monkey Bone", "Sister Act 2", and "Eddie", that we poop our pants and occasionally on each other. Billy: Oh wow Doyle this is all so great! Doyle: Lets move on to the bedroom. See here Billy the beds you will be sleeping in are actually dripping in period blood, urine and god know's what else. Billy: Awesome I love period blo... |
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