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1. /B/lood Meme
Memes that typically originate on 4chan. These memes were originally used for trolling until they were spread by trolls to other popular internet sites, such as Facebook, Myspace, Youtube, etc.
roflcopter501: lololololol so i herd u dont liek mudkipz
Haxxed1337: Don't spread /b/lood memes if you don't know what they mean, newfag
roflcopter501: dewd, wut taht?

Eric141: Why did you rate my video down?
Chris666: Sorry, I don't support the 4chan /b/lood meme trade...
2. pretty cool guy
A meme on the internet. The rule goes something like this:

i think <movie, game, book, group of people> is a pretty cool guy. eh <what the aforementioned subject does> and doesn't afraid of anything.
i think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think lesbians is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses girls and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think there will be blood is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks your milkshake and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think crime and punishment is a pretty cool guy. eh kills old ladies and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think monk is a pretty cool guy. eh is a afraid of everything and doesn't afraid of anything.
3. meme
Used to give a bit of pseudo-academic gravitas to stupid viral shit.

A 'meme' doesn't have to be funny, provocative or even make sense. Most memes fall into one of three categories:

- 'Quirky' stuff that isn't funny.
- Pathetic stuff that fills you with vicarious despair.
- Revolting pictures that could be presented to some alien jury as evidence that humanity is cancer.

All that is required for a meme to succeed is for a critical mass of basement dwellers to get in on it. This being done, it will be spread over bulletin boards everywhere like the pox. Much drama and the locking of thousands of discussions across the web will follow, for what is known to the trolling elite as 'lulz'.

This word defies easy definition. It lost touch with 'funny' long ago, and now looks suspiciously like the sort of drama-whoring same 'elite' correctly pans.

The meme having taken hold, they and similar circle-jerking gobfags proceed with a relentless propaganda onslaught on its behalf, which culminates in several hundred fucktarded spinoffs and maybe - if it's clean - a spot on the news.

At this point, the sneering pricks who first publicised the 'meme' declare it to be 'old' and begin to snipe at anyone still found to be using it.

Said pricks then go back onto 4chan to find 'new memes'. Maybe a cute animal saying something incongruous. Maybe four old men eating each other's shit. Maybe someone failing on Youtube. Rinse and repeat, FOR TEH LULZ you pitiful fur in the arteries of mank...
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4. Dolan
A poorly drawn Donald Duck who speaks in a broken English. He is a homicidal, bisexual, depraved necrophiliac and sociopath. He is also oddly polite, frequently saying "pls" as he rapes and murders his friends and family. He is always smiling because he does what he loves for a living. He is feared and loathed by all except for the Brolans, his loyal followers. He is classified as a "meme".
...and in other news, another semen-filled headless corpse was found today. On a wall near the crime scene were the words "gooby pls" written in blood. Police have put out a warrant for the arrest of Dolan.
5. memetic
adj. me·me'tic

1. Of or relating to the mind, mindfulness, or memory, specifically the cognitive functions of the brain which deal with remembering (c.f. unrelated mimetic).

From Latin, /memini/ to be mindful of from the Latin root /mem/ (c.f. Greek root /mnem/).

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adv. me·met'i·cal·ly

1. By way of the mind, mindfulness, or memory.

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n. me·me'tics

An alternate spelling of mimetics. It is a collective noun for which the same form is both singular and plural.

1. The area of study relating to viral cultural ideas that spread from person to person. C.F. meme.

From Greek /mimetikos/ good at imitating.
1. His memetic filters prevented the horrific blood and gore from invading his mind.

2. The program ran memetically through the neural network.

3. Mimetics is the study of memes.

6. RIP DIME
A meme that is frequently used in UG (Ultimate-Guitar). It is used similarly to the meme I Cum Blood. It's usually considered spam (which I disagree upon) and results in a warning.

RIP DIME refers to the greatest guitarist ever from Pantera and Damageplan who got shot onstage by a psycho in 2004. RIP DIME
TS: Hello Pit! I just broke my guitar, what do I do?

You: RIP DIME
7. Nice boat
"Nice boat" is a meme spawning from the imageboard 4chan from the cancellation of the regular broadcasting of the anime "School Days" in Japan. The program was then replaced with relaxing images of scenery and classical music. A boat was pictured, and someone commented "Nice boat".

The full definition:

The day before the final episode was scheduled to air, a sixteen-year-old girl killed her father with an axe in Kyoto. In response, TV Kanagawa replaced the episode, which was known to contain similarly violent material, with half an hour of scenery and classical music to avoid association with the murder. Other stations airing the anime followed suit, except for AT-X, who remained indecisive at the time. In the following week, 0verflow announced that a screening of the episode would take place in the Tokyo area as part of the release of the series first DVD volume, and would require a copy of either the PC game or Summer Days PC game for admission. However, AT-X announced that they would air the last episode on September 27, 2007, with minor alterations in airing times. The screening of the episode that 0verflow announced showed the uncut version of episode twelve, including the blood color change from black back to red, adding back all sound effects that were removed from the broadcast version, and fewer flashbacks. The uncut version of the episode was included in the DVD release on February 27, 2008.

The sudden swap of the last episode to scenery footage led to shock a...
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