People with a pale cream/yellow colour, occasionly natural brunette parts, most are very dim, and will strut around like they own the place, hen in fact, they are more hated than Jewish people, african-americans, redheads. Men don't want blonde girls, because they associate them with thickness. I've never met a londe, who is nice, smart, or kind in any way. Most are spoilt, wear all pink, and will moan to their "daddies" about the nail varnish/diamond cut/top/dress/shoes etc they really wanted.
Blonde1: *Talking on cellphone* Daaaadddddyyyy! You said you'd get me the ferrari! I don't want a lambug-whatever its called!
Father: You'll have to settles for it.
Blonde1:*Hangs up and whines* Its not faiiiiirrrr!
Blonde2: I just got some new nail varnish!
Blonde1: OhMyGosh!! That is so CUTE!
*Chat for about 30 minutes about nail varnish.*
*God kills the blondes*
People with blonde hair.
Don't over analyze it.
Idiot:Dude! You think that blonde will suck my dick just because of her hair colour?
Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot.
Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com!
Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.
A person with the hair color blonde. Some definitions say a female, but they lack the brain to realize that men too can have blonde hair. Female blondes are usually classified as stupid sluts. Some are and some arent just like brunettes, red heads, and black heads. There is an ongoing battle between blondes and brunettes as to which one is better. Some individuals try to figure out whether men like blondes or brunettes better. A stupid woman of any hair color or take the answers by men to heart. But a smart woman would realize that men who only like women based on hair color aren't worth their time.
Brunette #1: Brunettes do it so much better.
Brunette #2: I know. Who do those blondes think they are.
Fire Crotch: What about red heads?
Blonde: Shut up. We dont sit around talking about brunettes.
A femine figure who, though equally as intellegent as others, is dubbed as dumb. While they are often ridiculed and constantly being used in jokes in reality hair colour isn't something to judge.
positive: Blondes are equally as wise as brunettes!
negative: Blonde moment!
People who are very underrated.Blondes are no dumber than any other hair color.
Yes I am a blonde.Gotta a problem with that?
Girls that love to suck on long dicks for fun.
Look at that blond.
Dont Take Shit From People. Put People In Check. Can Be Nice. Are One Of The Smartest People.
Guy: She Stupid
Girl: No She's Not
Guy: Look she is Blondes Yes She Is
Girl: She Has The Highest Grade In Our Class
Blondes are beautiful and often very smart; it is no coincidence or arbitrary fact that surveys show more bachelors imagining their future wives as blondes than not. Blondes also do, for the record, have more fun. And they make the best girlfriends.
Blondes Hall of Fame 2011
1. Naomi Watts
2. Kristen Bell
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Yvonne Strahovski
5. Leila Josefowicz
6. Kaley Cuoco
7. Reese Witherspoon
8. Gretchen Carlson
9. Lauren Conrad
10. Jamie Colby
11. Shannon Bream