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Description of a person, usually female, stricken by a particularly severe lack of intelligence. The blonde's brain, whcih is limited in size, is constantly in a daze, making the understanding of very simple ideas, concepts, and jokes impossible for her.
"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner. How does the blonde confuse you? She comes back and says she did."
by JtothaC March 13, 2005
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A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.
Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
by allison April 09, 2004
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thought to be stupid by society. In reality, the only blondes I know and have met are all very intelligent. My IQ is 149. My best (blonde) friend's is a 135. I can name nine blondes with IQs above 130, disproving the theory that blondes are more dumb. It's a load of bullshit, people.
(real) Blondes don't neccesarily have more fun. We just have beautiful hair.
by anonymous December 23, 2004
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1. A hair color
2. A term often associated with those who do not have a high enough intelligence to be considered a brunette.
3. A word that smart people use in attempt at ridiculing someone with prettier hair than them, hoping it will make said blonde feel dumb.
4. A word used as a synonym to slut
1. The girl has blonde hair
2. -Animals are people too you know. -Dude, you are SO blonde!
3. -I'm prettier than you! -So? You're blonde!
4. As rare as a blonde virgin
by TheDoctorsCompanion November 22, 2010
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beautiful people! and its not just for women men also!..sexist people..
-hair color
-stupid stereotype
-an insult..not!(complement)
-blondes hav more fun..tru.but not always.
-most blondes are brunettes..who made the right decision to stick to the hair color they were BORN with!
-everyone looks better blonde..did u see lucy lu with her cute blonde wig in charlies angels? very sexy!
anyone who has a problem with blondes..has some unattended problems and obviously some anger management problems that they need to get over! don't judge blondes..they're all unique and different in their own ways..ahtletic, beautiful, ugly, intelligent, dumb, crazy,tall, short,interesting, and funny. So dont label them and work on your own PROBLEMS..your not perfect!
Did you see all those beautiful blonde models in sports illustrated? including anna kournikova!

That blonde really sticks out among all her friends..ill go for her!
by tennisstar* June 17, 2004
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The epitome of the young unintelligent female demographic.Generally considered the All American Girls,although they are stupid and unreal females!
"Super-fun"-Elle Woods
by Nite August 03, 2003
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a person who is very slow, un smart, or is just plain stupid

a hair color

the biggest prep in your school!
she is such a blonde!
by Erin silva May 12, 2004
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