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To breakwind or fart. (ie. to emit wind from the anus, squeeze cheese, float an air biscuit, a bottom burp, flatulate, etc, etc).

Bloff is a contraction of "Blow off" (which is an English term for farting (not to be confused with the American term "Blow off" which is unrelated).

Sometimes there is not an inoffensive or child-safe word for flatulence in polite company, this is where bloffing comes in. To say someone is bloffing is far more socially acceptable, and even child friendly. It's especially easy to tell your kid to stop bloffing in a crowded restaurant, for example. Equally, it's not a big issue if your child shouts out "I did a bloff" in a supermarket or such!
Who did that bloff in the elavator?
No bloffing at the table Timothy!
Sorry Mum, it was me that bloffed at the buffet!
Bloff by jnoarm October 14, 2020
Related Words
Blow Job + Coffee

As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.
What's better than a bloffee?
bloffee by anonymous May 3, 2016

bloof toof 

Ebonics for blue tooth.
Dat nigga got bloof toof technology!
bloof toof by Pedro2010 September 7, 2007
a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'
"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)
bloofer by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

blogfaqs 

A derogatory term used on the popular gaming website GameFAQs; usually used when a poster creates a topic where his or her life story and/or woes/injustices are their main point of the thread. This can be anything from describing in detail a transaction at Gamestop, how their friend stuck a UMD into their PS3, or why their (real or imagined) girlfriend likes Call Of Duty.
eg. "So I'm waiting for the bus for like half an hour becoz I'm going to gamestop to pre-order the new batman game which is awesome becoz the last one was awesome and I dont care what you say and then I'm still waiting btw I hate buses why they so sloooow but anyway I was thinking mayb i should buy da COD map packs but nah I'll let my gf buy it coz she loves COD and she has a job haha but she gets me chicken nuggets anytime ANYTIME!!!! HAHA but anyway wut do you guys think??" "Dude, blogfaqs..."
blogfaqs by omgtrophies! September 4, 2011

Blobfishism 

A new religion created by a select few who felt Bob the Blobfish speak to them. They worship him daily and are very fond of all blobfish
Mercy: My religion is Blobfishism.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.
Blobfishism by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019