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Of, or related to being a bloke.
Over-interest in machinery, sports, beer, or an unabashed pre-occupation with sex are all very blokey things.
blokey by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007
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Blokey Bloke 

A guy who is very masculine in an old fashioned way. Would never wear an earing or jewelery other than a wedding ring. Likes to drink beer, pints are best! Likes a drink with the lads and a good game of football (play or watch)a general good skin!! suspicious of wine bars or fancy bars, way to pretentious for a Bloky Bloke.
Look at Jimmy playing football with his kids. He's a real Blokey Bloke.
Blokey Bloke by Stevie Robo July 8, 2007
When a woman is on the toilet doing a shit and the guy is licking her vagina
I gave Sophie a Blomkey last night. I just love licking her pussy while she's taking a dump. its the opposite of a blomkin
Blomkey by KKK professor Blomkey October 23, 2016
The opposite of a wigger. An black man of African heritage acting like the stereotypical definition of what is considered a white personality.
Wayne Brady is a goddamn blonkey.
blonkey by Sean March 4, 2005
To get a blow job while your tokkin it up!
Last night I was at this rad party. Some drunk chick gave me a blokken!
blokken by clozier May 19, 2009
Another word for masturbation. Used as a secret code among a group of friends.
X: "Hey dude, are you blokken good?"
Y: "Yeah dude!"
blokken by MR_Feet May 26, 2010