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(alternate spelling for blogoo)

grey goo search results consisting mostly of blog links that have nothing to do with the topic you're interested in

what's worse is when the link is to some blog that links to some other blog, and only came up in the search results because it has your search topic as a meaningless buzz word or the name of some blogger

example: you want to find information on herpes, and some blog wonk has the name Herpes, so the first 200 search results are links to _other_ peoples' blogs that point to Herpes' blogs, and are of the form: "on April 20, Herpes commented on Britney's breakup with Justin", or "Herpes said in his blog yesterday he's gonna vote for Obama"

yuck! i got bloggoo all over my fingers!

bloggoo by dsimms April 21, 2008

Bloggist 

The professional equivalent of a Blogger. In essence, a person who is being paid or receiving monetary compensation for blogging, as opposed to doing it for free on their own time to rant like a fool.

Bloggists are a rare breed of online writers, not quite evolved to the degree of "journalist," but evolved above "angry manifesto scribe." Bloggists are often regarded with mediocre respect for their thoughts and opinions, but are frequently ridiculed for "selling out" by lower online species such as the Troll, Spammer or N00bs.

Much like Bloggers, Bloggists cover a wide range of topics with various interests. However, the most popular topics covered (in order) are Mom Stuff, Rating Food, Local Entertainment, Other Bloggists They Hate, Politics, 80's Stuff, Hating Movies, Spoiling Movies, Blenders, Porn and Pro Wrestling.
WTF! Thats it! Im givn that bloggist at teh Tribune a bad review. That asshole dont know how to write worf a shit!
Bloggist by Genuine Mind August 7, 2011

blognoscenti

People who feel they have (or who are assumed by others to have) superior knowledge and understanding of a particular field -- especially in technology, sports, movies, music, literature, pop culture, and the like -- primarily because they blog about these topics.
What are the blognoscenti saying about the iPhone this week?
blognoscenti by winklepicker January 1, 2009

Bloggessed 

Similar to Kawasakied, but on a slightly smaller scale. When ones blog is commented on by someone whose blog has been kawasakied.
Dude, I totally got bloggessed today!
Bloggessed by Michael T Adams March 9, 2008

Bloggo's Pow 

Name of a ficticious video game being sold within an anti-piracy comic from 90's by F.A.S.T (Federation Against Software Theft) in the United Kingdom.

Can be used in place of 'pirated media' or in it's shortened version, 'bloggo'.
"That DVD you bought from the local car-boot sale has really bad video quality. It's a load of old Bloggo's Pow!"
Bloggo's Pow by b_uk October 10, 2018

bloggoleechification 

Websites that take content from popular blogs, and repost it together with some advertising, in the hope of making some money from the creation of others, without adding to the content in any way.
Tobold often suffers bloggoleechification, due to his popularity.