blockpants 

Somebody with chronic constipation.

"Here I am, Lingus, for your party, blockpants!"

blockpants by Elwood Reuben October 7, 2003

Blockpain 

The frustration, annoyance, discomfort, and/or suffering experienced when having to discuss cryptocurrencies, NFTs, the metaverse, or anything related to blockchain technologies

Simon: "Hey man! You have to check out this Apeshit coin NFT! My buddy just made a million dollars on it."

Andrew: "Hey Simon, don't really have time right no...."

Simon: "Alright, alright. But if you're not staking Solana, you're a fucking idiot!"

Andrew: *experiences blockpain*

Blockpain by AndyOli March 22, 2022

cock blockula 

a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.

Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!

cock blockula by bradlay July 4, 2008

rectal blockage 

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.

I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!

rectal blockage by Resedo August 12, 2009

Pig blockage 

A strategic checkpoint set up by the police in order to catch drunk drivers, while wasting everyone else's time. Pig blockages are easily noticed by the flashing lights and the faint smell of bacon, allowing drivers to plan an alternate route before it's too late to avoid. The smaller variation of the pig blockage is the piglet blockage.

Christian: There's a pig blockage on Main street!
Daniel: Thanks for telling me man, I had way too much booze and weed tonight.
Christian: No problem Daniel.
Daniel: Fucking pigs. (Proceeds to fall asleep and crash into a tree)

Pig blockage by Danbeb October 27, 2011

blocksplaining

Telling people how blockchain technology is the solution to every conceivable problem without them even asking

I really liked Peter, but then he started blocksplaining

blocksplaining by iamtheword December 12, 2017

Blockland 

Blockland is a lego-like building game started around early 2005. There are many cool features such as add-ons, minigames, and eventing. Many people think there is a "war" between Blockland and Roblox. That's just the idiots from Blockland and the idiots from Roblox going to the other forum and giving their games a bad name.

Blocklander-sided idiot: (goes to Roblox forums) LOL NOOBS! BL IS BETTER! (goes back to Blockland and shows other Blocklanders)
Blocklanders: Stop it. We don't want to argue with them, you're provoking more fights.
Roblox-sided idiot: I'm gonna get revenge LOL! (goes to Blockland forums) LOL NOOBS! ROBLOX IS BETTER! (goes back to Roblox and shows other Robloxians)
Robloxians: Stop it. We don't want to argue with them, you're provoking more fights.
then it goes on and on forever until nobody decides to get revenge
then someone revives the fake war

Blockland by ackfahr July 26, 2010