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Bitch-block 

This is where you deliver to someone an epic verbal smackdown on Twitter, then block them

It's the Twitter version of Bitch-slap.
After that tweet, I just had to bitch-block that moron.
Bitch-block by Photoist April 11, 2019

2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."

a cat block 

This occurs when one or more napping or resting cats block the way through areas such as stairs or doors.
Susie said "mommy Fluffy and Muffy have the stairs in a cat block!"
a cat block by I, Wreckerrr August 14, 2020

Soft Block 

A phrase often used by Twitter users to describe the blocking of another person, then immediate unblock. This is used to make the other user force-unfollow you without making it obvious that blocked them.
This person wouldn't stop replying to my Tweets, so I soft blocked them.
Soft Block by gitrekt May 15, 2016

Fart Block 

Not being able to fart when the coast is clear.
You're at a social gathering and have to fart really bad, so you excuse yourself and walk to the bathroom. But now you can't let it out, no matter how hard you push. Damn fart block!
Fart Block by goodlord! April 30, 2015

Art block 

A Code Red for artists when they meet the wall and all motivation to draw suddenly disappear in the Bermuda Triangle. Simply when artistic libido is missing. Common causes are either a burnout from being too active with the pen, or a lack of inspiration/ideas on what to sketch. Either way, it is an artists downfall which can be permanent or temporary. Forcing oneself to draw during an art block will always work against its purpose, and has the same outcome as when a propane tank is thrown on a fire.
My pencil suffers from erectile dysfunction. Shit, I have been hit by an art block.
Art block by IDGAFox June 7, 2020