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to be in a drunken state
guy1: here you were blocked last nigh
by roge May 08, 2005
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To be absolutely fucked for an IB Course because of a teacher.

Usually involves a teacher that can make 1+1 confusing, or a teacher that refuses to give student's their tests back. Teacher is also capable of producing a 9-sided dice. A Blockifying Teacher is usually high during class and coughs all over the white board without covering his mouth because of smoking cheap mugliat.
1.) "Man, I'm so BLOCKed for Econ! All I understand from last class is that my Teacher's lifelong dream is to own a burrito shack!"

2.) FUCK IM SO BLOCKed!!

3.) I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ.

4.) This teacher seriously BLOCKed us, I say we feed him to the Raha Tribes
by I Should've Taken History.. December 13, 2010
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What happens when you violently anger/scare/annoy someone over IM.
Person 1: "I love you..."
Person 2: "I *heart* you too."
Person 3: "Ok you guys are so blocked..."
by Angry Salamander October 19, 2005
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When you have smoked so much cannabis, marijuana, weed, skunk, rocky, pollen etc. That you can no longer feel the effects of smoking it.
"We will get a fat bag of skunk,get pure blocked"
by adam2k7 December 19, 2006
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Referring to a state of pregnancy. To be blocked, to become blocked, to get blocked.
"She's blocked", "I'm blocked".
by PopeMichael July 21, 2009
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Royce da 5 9 ft Eminem writer's block.

.... Her pussy need to be blocked and reported as spam. Bong!
by shoei17 October 09, 2011
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1) Restricted, not allowed

2) Annoyed to death by boring facts in a history lecture.
Darnit the website was blocked

Stop blocking me dude
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by DevineTheCat May 12, 2017
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