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bloatesque 

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.
I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered
bloatesque by KRM90 January 21, 2011
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bloaterface 

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.
Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.
bloaterface by Faye S June 13, 2007

blue bloater 

A person suffering from advanced COPD with primarily chronic bronchitis rather than emphysema. Blue bloaters are so-named because impaired airflow leads to cyanosis (bluish coloration) and fluid retention (bloating).
Doctor: "The blue bloater in 902 coded this morning."

Potential Bloater 

A presently slim female with bad eating habits and the potential to bloat and become fat (a bloater) in the not so distant future.
A potential bloater is usually an office worker that feeds on crisps, sweets and junk food. Initially getting a fat arse, followed in time by bloating of other parts e.g. face, thighs, arms, love handles and kancles.
Potential Bloater by uyrladdy February 21, 2011
a fattie, normally a man, could be from kent, and named paul
you fat bloater dave, you stretched my favourite knickers
bloater by mrsharp July 20, 2003
Colloquial form of 'Blatently', used to express agree ment about something, or to state something's obviousness.
Jenny: Are you going to watch Neighbours then?

Rth: BLATERS!!

or

I'm so tired. I'm blaters going to take a nap this afternoon
Blaters by Mathamagician November 15, 2005

Dirty Great Bloater 

Look at Mick over there, eating all them pies, he's a dirty great bloater.
Dirty Great Bloater by Zipppppey November 27, 2012