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Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.
We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.
by bloat hunter April 01, 2017
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This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.
Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.
by inkmarqued March 28, 2009
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