One of the actual best customer service providers for MMO games. No matter how much you complain about them screwing you over, they help a lot more compared to other games.
Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! A glitch made me loose an item!more...
3 days later
Blizzard GM: Hello, <insert name here> I understand you have lost a precious item, let me restore it to you.
Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! This game is stupid, I want my money back!
Blizzard employee: We are sorry that you are unsatisfied with our product and shall give you a full refund. (They did)
Neopet customer: Hey Neopets team! !hen are you gana fix the fairy abilities?
Neopets team: We will fix it soon
(10 years later, not fixed...)
Neopets customer: Theres a bug in this webpage
Neopets team: (no response)
Nexon customer: Help Nexon my acount got hacked!
8 months later
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: Hey I just saw some guy cheating with god mode
Nexon employee: *click banned! (not the god mode guy)
Nexon customer: I just wanted to say this game is awesome!
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: WTF?
Blizzard customer after Neopets and Nexon: Hey Blizzard, I fell of the map and am in endless fall.
7 hours later
Blizzard GM: Oh hello warcraft player, let me unstuck you, *unstucks would you also like to see the not yet released mount hyjal area? (Some GMs really do this for a short time if you ask)
Gratefull Blizzard customer: Wow I just realized this service doesn't suck compared to other games!
a violent storm of blood and jizz
The girl kicked me in the balls as I was about to come. She got a blizzard right in the face.
A sex move modeled after the delicious DQ Blizzard. It's where you fuck a chick from behind and then pull out and cum on her back. You then sprinke crushed oreo cookies on the semen and pick the girl up and flip her upside down like they do with the DQ treat before they give it to you. For added effect, a second girl could eat the blizzard off the first girl, however this is not essential to the move.
I gave this girl a blizzard last night, i bet she is still sticky.
the use of bath salts as a drug
A kid at my school overdosed on blizzards.
To cum between your partners ass cheeks.
As he fucking me from behind he said, " Are you cold baby? Here comes the Blizzard!", and then came between my ass cheeks.
An insult in which you are referring to the person as someone who only cares about money
and would sell air to a blind person.
Person 1:" Hello blind person would you like to buy what I have in this box?"
BlindPerson: "Why what is in the box good sir"
Person 1: " It is a fantastic substance that could keep you alive for the rest of your life!!! YOU CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THIS PRODUCT!!"
Person 2: "Hey quit being a fucking blizzard man"
A large, very windy snowstorm, resulting in at least five inches of snow. Commonly mistaken as a little snowfall with around 3 inches in most of the lower forty-eight states and Hawaii.
Weatherman: On Monday, February 15, there's gonna be a blizzard on the way to the east coast! We will get almost 7 inches of snow.
Young Viewer: Wow, with the snow we're already in, we probably can't go to school for the 11th day in a row.