Blitzed 

Of being high or wasted to the extreme.

Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed

Blitzed by holl March 19, 2003

blitzed on the bird 

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.

Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.

blitzed on the bird by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Blitzed 

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."

Blitzed by Drew M. February 6, 2006

boofy blitzed 

Is a state of intoxication. Usually leads to naked, unprotected, sexual acts.If you find yourself in this state of mind, refrain from talking to women named Lisa:)

Ryan: Wow Lisa, im really boofy blited.
Lisa: Well im boofy blitzed too, wanna bang?

boofy blitzed by RYEMAN June 11, 2006

blitzed 

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

blitzed by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Blitzed 

To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.

Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.

Blitzed by CofC 123 September 4, 2011

shit blitzed 

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.

Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.

shit blitzed by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006