blitzing

to be getting stoned

hey man, what did you get up to last night?

-not much, was just blitzing in my car.

nice.

by brocky1 February 22, 2009

blitzing

Following weeks of isolation, a period of overcompensation manifesting as a fuck ton of dates.

"Yo. How's the blitzing?"
"Dude, 9 dates this week. 12 next."
"Still lonely?"
"..."

by quailquailquail October 11, 2020

blitzing

A Angry/pissed off person

Rex "oi i was blitzing bout that brear who tried it ya kna"
Tyrone "seen"

by seany dangerous February 26, 2008

Blitzed

Of being high or wasted to the extreme.

Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed

by holl March 19, 2003

Blitzed

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."

by Drew M. January 29, 2006

The Blitz

The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.

Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it!

Luke: Missed what?!

Adam: That awesome beerpong shot!
(Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there!

Luke: Awwww man!!

(Luke becomes the blitz)

by Xurria July 7, 2012

blitzed

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

by mei0023 April 6, 2005