blarted on the job 

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

blitted 

Intoxicated by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. Usually caused by smokin' a "wordfattie/word".

"Aiyyo son I ride around with my hooptie tinted to ride around blitted."
- Redman in "Smoke Buddha"

blitted by Neil Hooey October 18, 2003

blitted 

stoned out of your mind

this L got me fucking blittedddddd

blitted by anonymous ;) May 15, 2006

blisted 

said when one is on a low after the initial high after consumption of any number of substances

im blisted out my mind

blisted by X-sTaTiK November 4, 2004

Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!

Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange

Paul Blarted by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012

blitted 

Usually referring to when smoking weed and high as a kite.

This weed is got me blitted.

I feel so blitted from this joint.

I'm so blitted son!

blitted by Paz1986 October 7, 2008

Blerted 

Blerted - to eject fast

He Blerted his man fat all over her face

Blerted by Gswords December 4, 2016