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Blindingly Obvious 

An adjective describing something that is so plain to see that it is easily overlooked.

Note: Not to be confused with someone who's obviously blind
Foolish guy: "How the hell did you miss that? It was so obvious!"

Cool, wise guy: "Yes, blindingly obvious"

blipdingling 

According to Max from ‘Sam and Max: The Devil’s Playhouse’ it’s the latest tech fad. Turns out he made it up.
Texting’s so 2009. All the cool kids are blipdingling these days.”

Blindingly gay 

Pat Woodruff, perhaps the 1st man to seamlessy blend homosexuality and dirtyness to create his own level of homosexuality well above that of the average man.
Goddamns i hates that Pat, so dirty and annoying.
Blindingly gay by Jorge Gonzalez January 12, 2005

Blaringly 

A portmanteau of the words 'blatantly' and 'glaringly'.
It was blaringly obvious that she had something to hide.
Blaringly by Demonicpillow December 13, 2012

Blazingly Fast 

Any programming language other than Java
Wow, rust is blazingly fast
Blazingly Fast by JustLuke August 24, 2022

ass-bitingly cold 

the state at which it is so cold, all you want to do is curse at everything around you.
Sam: come all the way to my house
Ryan: dude, im not going that far, its fuckin 30 degrees out.
Sam: 33 degrees.
Ryan: either way, it is ass-bitingly cold.

15 minutes later

Ryan: Shit! Fuck! Balls! its fuckin cold!
Sam: Its so cold, I dont think I could find my balls with a flashlight.
Ryan: Bite my ass.

ass-bitingly cold by inkstee January 4, 2008