Blaining It

When you totally fuck something up really badly.

"Man I totally Blained it with that date with Sarah"

"I'm gonna Blain this presentation today"

"I am Blaining it right now, talking to you"

Blaining It by Agent South Dakota January 2, 2015

minging or blinging 

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.

"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"

minging or blinging by The_ALCH January 10, 2022

Effing and Blinding 

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.

In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.

Effing and Blinding by chris wheelie April 29, 2005

Blaining it

Totally fucking something up

Ryan: Fuck my mouth!!!

Geoff: your totally blaining it dude

Blaining it by Manwhale January 2, 2015

Blaining it

Totally fucking something up

Ryan: Fuck my mouth!!!

Geoff: your totally blaining it dude

Blaining it by Manwhale January 2, 2015

Baining 

A remark popularised in Glasgow made to describe an experience or an object, from which significant enjoyment, and a general feeling of satisfaction, is derived.

Describing an experience or situation

“Double music this afternoon, that’s baining bro”

or, when describing an object

“Nfn lit tea, fortnite n a baining wee ginger cake to cheer is up after a shite day sc snap is"

Baining by TheRealFaZeJarvis June 18, 2019

Blinding the Marlin 

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.

My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.

Blinding the Marlin by BigDaddy88 May 3, 2009