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Couch Binging 

When your friend with insomnia sleeps like a baby for hours on your couch!
AKR is classic couch binging friend of mine!!
Couch Binging by thinkingtoad June 12, 2018

bringing the midpack to the function 

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.
Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

Effing and Blinding 

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.
In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.

Truism Blogging

(1) Blog posts that re-state the mind numbingly obvious as if it were original and insightful.

(2) Blog posts that rehash ideas within a given vein that have already circulated ad-nauseam, without adding significantly to them.

(3) Blog posts that put forward ideas so fluffy, feel-good or ambiguous that it is impossible to disagree with them, but they don't add value either.
Many personal development blogs are mostly a compilation of "wisdom" found on refrigerator magnets. We can all agree for instance, that "it's important to be yourself", except when it's more expedient not to be. This is truism blogging.

Music Bingeing

When you discover a lot of new music at once.
I was downloading music yesterday and got on a music bingeing. Now I need to find time to listen to it all!

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.
After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.