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4.
The word "bling" refers to any unnecessary accumulation of metal or jewellery which impresses the simple-minded. Examples of bling-related activity include: driving a car with shiny platinum rims, arriving at a movie premiere in a hat made of glittering diamonds, or pointing at a big block of gold and cooing away for hours on end like an unforgivable moron whose mere existence ultimately cheapens us all. Bling is the single most shallow, boring and wilfully superficial cultural phenomenon ever to excite humankind, which is saying something for a species already hooked on internet poker.

In recent months, collective guilt over the planet's future and the disparity of global wealth have exerted a cooling effect on bling's popularity, although genuine justice will never be achieved until everyone responsible for promoting, propagating, passively approving of, or even being ironically amused by any and all aspects of bling culture has been hunted down and jailed for a minimum of 37 years in a maximum security prison with no carpets, hot water or bog roll.
See that blinging car over there, the one with the spinning rims? I bet the driver is a tosser.
by grumblord March 16, 2007
 
8.
Jewelry with lots of Diamonds (ICE); bling comes from the light hitting the diamonds in turn making the diamonds bling in the light
You got your bling on.
by Ryani March 08, 2006
 
9.
A perk available in the video game Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Once unlocked, it allows you to have two attachments on your weapon.
Using Bling, I was able to attach a silencer and an ACOG scope onto my M4.
by whenheroesfail dot com November 23, 2009
 
10.
Kind of like swag, but less badass. A person who has bling is cool, awesome and kinda cute
Wombats have more bling than bats
by Hahaha2013 February 26, 2013
 
11.
Shiny and flashy items that attract attention top one's self. Bling is slang for new or pricy jewelry.
Zak wheres much bling on his neck and wrists. (such as neckleces and bracelets)
by Andy the stelcy July 26, 2006
 
12.
n.
Bling, Also Known as "Heavy Shit", "Gold",
Cheap, Tacky, "Real Gold, init", Jewelery worn by
townies. The Best outlet for this trendy plastic crap is your local market or for those living larger towns your local Argos. When Buying bling always remeber to use money that was aquired by either: Prostitution, Dealing or Robbing a Year 1 of his/her Dinner money, Otherwise your sale will be rejected.
"I juus' bor' dis well gud bling, bruv,init."
"Ahhh Mate Respect."
"It cos' me five eighy."
"Bruv that is Well 'sensive"
"yeah, me bitch wuz on da game fur munfs"
"Safe!"
by Marc King of Bling September 07, 2005
 
13.
Chav-ish for shiny, gaudy, overpriced, fake gold and/or silver jewellery. See also bling-bling
Chav 1: Check out ma bling, bruv.
Chav 2: Yeh, dass brill bling, innit bruv.
by Bill Leslie May 23, 2005
 
14.
jewerly of the hip hop culture
that bling... is too shiny... my eyes... burn!!!
by Xavi_cardenas November 24, 2007