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3.
Bling today:

1. Any shiny thing which distracts morons such as rappers.

2. Often takes the form of jewellery, may be expensive but is commonly cheap, used to give the impression of wealth. Adored by Chav's.

3. Gaudy over the top hideous and wholly unneccessary.
Example 1,
Rapper: Check my bling 22's yo'
Me: wow there hideous, get some taste.
Rapper:..........(distracted ny own relfection in chrome)

Example 2,
Chav A:lurk at ma soverin ring youi
Chav B:Yer tha luks well smart wid ya burberry 'at. Blingin' it.
Chav A:oh noooh, its raeinin it'll go green if i' gets wet!
by Richard_p November 08, 2005
 
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Bling is jewelry, if you blingin, juss means your iced out bruh. Its played out 4real though, no one really uses this worn no more, except white people. even old ladies and disney channel be saying bling bling. so dont say that shit, use somethin else.
"yo, im bout to go to the jewelry store and buy me some bling"
by Impulse_187 January 29, 2008
 
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Insecure retards way of trying to get attention and to give the impression that they are "running shit".
Look at me! I bought me suh bling! I'msa cool not that I bought what the media told me tuh buy! What, NIGGA?!?
by Amariah May 09, 2007
 
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Bling, B.L.I.N.G. (Bringing Lyrical Intellect Naturally G) behold the name; a conscious party rapper of Arabian descent, residing in the pacific. Known for his hit song "Get Wid It!"
I really got wid that Bling, now I ain't wearing so much of it!
by James Diddy October 08, 2007
 
25.
Flashy jewelry, usually gold and gaudy. The name derives from the sound made in the video game MARIO BROS. when the character snags a gold coin.
"He wears his bling like a badge of honor."
by TFL January 10, 2006
 
26.
Its basically another word for cocaine.
Lets go get some bling.
by NETTLES September 13, 2007
 
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Its basically another word for cocaine
Let go get some bling.
by NETTLES September 13, 2007
 
28.
some shiny things you wear around your neck. and your fingers. and your teeth aka "grillz". "Rob a jewelry store and tell em to make me a grill." Usually very blinding.
"Ling ling, you forgot your BLING BLING!"-Hot Chick
by kerethy August 02, 2006