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3.
Bling today:

1. Any shiny thing which distracts morons such as rappers.

2. Often takes the form of jewellery, may be expensive but is commonly cheap, used to give the impression of wealth. Adored by Chav's.

3. Gaudy over the top hideous and wholly unneccessary.
Example 1,
Rapper: Check my bling 22's yo'
Me: wow there hideous, get some taste.
Rapper:..........(distracted ny own relfection in chrome)

Example 2,
Chav A:lurk at ma soverin ring youi
Chav B:Yer tha luks well smart wid ya burberry 'at. Blingin' it.
Chav A:oh noooh, its raeinin it'll go green if i' gets wet!
by Richard_p November 08, 2005
 
8.
Jewelry with lots of Diamonds (ICE); bling comes from the light hitting the diamonds in turn making the diamonds bling in the light
You got your bling on.
by Ryani March 08, 2006
 
9.
A perk available in the video game Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Once unlocked, it allows you to have two attachments on your weapon.
Using Bling, I was able to attach a silencer and an ACOG scope onto my M4.
by whenheroesfail dot com November 23, 2009
 
10.
Kind of like swag, but less badass. A person who has bling is cool, awesome and kinda cute
Wombats have more bling than bats
by Hahaha2013 February 26, 2013
 
11.
Shiny and flashy items that attract attention top one's self. Bling is slang for new or pricy jewelry.
Zak wheres much bling on his neck and wrists. (such as neckleces and bracelets)
by Andy the stelcy July 26, 2006
 
12.
n.
Bling, Also Known as "Heavy Shit", "Gold",
Cheap, Tacky, "Real Gold, init", Jewelery worn by
townies. The Best outlet for this trendy plastic crap is your local market or for those living larger towns your local Argos. When Buying bling always remeber to use money that was aquired by either: Prostitution, Dealing or Robbing a Year 1 of his/her Dinner money, Otherwise your sale will be rejected.
"I juus' bor' dis well gud bling, bruv,init."
"Ahhh Mate Respect."
"It cos' me five eighy."
"Bruv that is Well 'sensive"
"yeah, me bitch wuz on da game fur munfs"
"Safe!"
by Marc King of Bling September 07, 2005
 
13.
Chav-ish for shiny, gaudy, overpriced, fake gold and/or silver jewellery. See also bling-bling
Chav 1: Check out ma bling, bruv.
Chav 2: Yeh, dass brill bling, innit bruv.
by Bill Leslie May 23, 2005
 
14.
jewerly of the hip hop culture
that bling... is too shiny... my eyes... burn!!!
by Xavi_cardenas November 24, 2007