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1. to attack someone by surprise

2. a kick-ass Swedish hard rock band.
1. Tina completely blindsided Susan when she stole her purse.

2. Have you heard the new Blindside album? It's fantastic.
by Samantha March 07, 2004
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1) Awesome swedish rock band
2) A surprise attack
3) A cheap shot
1) I just bought Blindside's new CD
2) I got blindsided by a pack of angry wolves.
3) Will got blindsided during a fight with tim by a pack of angry wolves
by Jman December 21, 2004
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1.The greatest Christian rock band in the world.
2.Hitting someone and then running
Im gonna blindside you!
I love Blindside
by Candra February 12, 2005
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When you come in a girl's eyes and then you dropkick her
"Dude i heard alex tdid the blind side to krystina!"
"Holy shit, no way!!!"
"Yeah he is such a badass!"
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When A Girl Is Masterbating To Your Back, While Your Jerking Off, And Turn Around And Unexpectingly Jizz On Her Face.
dude, i pulled the funniest blindside on her last night! it was sweet!
by Rick Suave May 06, 2010
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What happens in every other episode of Survivor.
That was a massive blindside, no one expected that!
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