Blindman River 

place. A bustling commune south of Blackfalds in the upper cretaceous part of Alberta. Founded in 1968 by born-again pacifists Blindman River rapidly became the local centre of gravel-related industry. Reknowned for their kettle-corn maize and recently built fancy string-bag factory the devoted inhabitants are fighting to bring prosperity and a modicum of educated classiness to the region. Clothing-optional Fridays attract new recruits for the weekends but the lack of advancement opportunities and long chants usually result in a mass exodus of the new blood by Tuesday.

Twice voted Commune of the Year by New Moon Monthly the commune is hoping to have an on-site schoolhouse completed soon.

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I need a macrame bag for my lap-top. Let's stop into Blindman River.

Why not wait until Friday?

Blindman River by gnostic1 August 7, 2012

Pulling a blind man 

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.

Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.

Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!

Pulling a blind man by standup69 May 9, 2013

blindsman 

blidsman blodsman.

“that man is a blindsman” -miller

blindsman by Some bosman April 9, 2022

blindian

A hella fine ass breezie that is half black and half indian.

I like blindians that go to NYU but hail from Kansas.

blindian by T Money December 11, 2004

Blindian

Someone who is a mixture of Indian (from the country not Native American) and Black. There aren't many in the world lol but they're sexy as hell! I shud know i'm Blindian lol and I JUST COINED THIS TERM

Menaje is a Blindian because her mother is from Mumbai,India and her father is African American

Blindian by Menaje Moral January 2, 2008

blindmans bomb 

when you jerk off into a condom, then, while its still on, piss into it, then tie it off like a waterballoon, and throw it on someone's car

Hey man, I was so drunk last night I hit Jamie's car with a blindmans bomb!

blindmans bomb by Das Fuhr December 24, 2008

Blind man's wank

When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"

"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"

Blind man's wank by nialldthaitan September 30, 2010