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blind date 

When you go on a date with someone you don't know, or when someone sets you up with someone you dont know.
blind dates are sometimes good, usually bad, and always weird at the beginning.
blind date by bobie January 19, 2005

non-blinated text 

1. black unhighlighted typed text
2. any typed text without a highlight
Note the non-blinated text!
non-blinated text by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Fixed Blind Date 

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.
Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!
Fixed Blind Date by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011

collateral blindage

Voluntarily blinding one or more innocent drivers, in order not to miss the opportunity to turn on your own high beams and blind some jackass who won't dim his high beams for any oncoming traffic.
"Man, I felt bad for the other folks on the road tonight, but one asshole made me have to dish out a little collateral blindage."
collateral blindage by scorpioeric December 13, 2007

blind date 

When a friend sets up a date with a mystery person that you usually (99% of the time) don't know. Avoid at all costs because these types of dates go horribly wrong most of the time!
Bob: I set up Joe on Blind Date with this girl I met the other day.
Fred: He's going to kill you, you know that right?
Bob: Why? She's got a nice personality!
Fred: Yeah, but is she hideous?
Bob: Maybe.....
Fred: And besides those dates usually never work out.
blind date by 0xxxMichellexxx0 September 30, 2007

Double Blind Date 

A dating scenerio in which not only do the participants not know each other, but they are also actually blind.
I wonder how Jackie and Tim will even find each other on their double blind date tonight.
Double Blind Date by ZLF February 8, 2009