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1. blind mullet
a floating turd
I was swimming in the ocean when a blind mullet drifted past me.
by Vegas Mar 22, 2003 add a video
2. blind mullet
A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.
Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.
by Bumkicker Slade Apr 30, 2005 add a video
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