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To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.
You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.
Blimpie by Joel September 7, 2003
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Much like a Blumpkin, the Blimpie involves getting a blowjob whilst excreting a bowl movement. However, the Blimpie adds one more tantalizing aspect to this already desirable treat. Combine the Blumpkin with eating a sandwich, preferably a meaty foot long, and you my friend have the euphoric Blimpie.
Frankenstein: "So last night I was taking a shit and my girlfriend walks in and starts giving me head outta the blue. So I'm all like woaaah bitch! I'm trying to eat my sammich!"

The Wolfman: "Ohhh you mean a Blimpie?"
blimpie by Nick Greeno March 4, 2007

Blimpie's 

Blimpie's is the only sandwich shop in the world awesome enough to have originated in Hoboken, NJ. A true Jerseyan can defend that there are differences between a Blimpie and a typical "sub" such as one purchased at Subway, such as the differences in bread used and the Blimpie's superior quality. You do NOT buy a sub at Blimpie's, you buy a BLIMPIE. On an interesting note, when they first opened on Washington St. back in the 60's they gave away goldfish. Unfortunately the little fishies usually would not stay alive for more than a few days. They don't do that anymore, too bad.
Blimpie's is the only nationwide sandwich chain I will eat at, because I love Hoboken and hate Boston.
Blimpie's by someone18 September 11, 2006

blimpie gobbler 

someone who stuffs a blimpie in their mouth very fast
blimpie gobbler by jim buck December 7, 2009
What you get when you're blushing at the same time your dimples are showing.
Karen is so bashful that every time she's amused or embarrassed, her blimples cone out and give her away.
blimples by Theonetheylovetohate January 16, 2015

blumpies 

The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)
The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.
blumpies by lowlife801 October 25, 2008