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7.
Sucking a dick
Prostitutes blimp customers.
Marc was walking down the street and blimped a girl
by Hardbody June 22, 2012
 
1.
a fat ass who usually wears vibrant colors which show off their fattiness
damn, that bitch in fresh choice was such a blimp! she had like 4 plates of food!
by KDIZZO March 13, 2005
 
2.
A blimp is a fat ass blunt
yo holmes come holla at me and we'll smoke that blimp
by Razz C December 17, 2005
 
3.
extraordinarily, excessively, ridiculously, oversized, blown out underwear typically worn by tasteless old men and sometimes sported by youth with no style
"Nice blimps dude!" You can parachute from a plane in those underwear.
by BlimperBiitch April 18, 2011
 
4.
Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.
He's such a fucking blimp!

That girls so dumb, what a blimp.
by Carmen565 December 21, 2013
 
5.
(noun) This unusual word refers to the hot rocks that come from your spliff when you smoke hash.
"a blimp has just burned a hole in my hoodie arrrghhh"
by Lozi Marsland November 23, 2004
 
6.
When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.
After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010