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Blenheim 

A small, and incredibly dull, town in New Zealand that is almost exclusively populated with retirees. It could be best described as a Retirement Village, due to the vinegar odor created by both the smell of both wine production and the incontinence of the locals. It has the highest sales figures for adult nappies in New Zealand.
Mate: Why does it smell of piss everywhere?

Other Mate: It's Blenheim.
Blenheim by ThatsNotMyRealName September 15, 2021
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Bethesda's Bug 

"Bethesda's Bug" refers to a flaw in design that cannot be explicitly defined as intentional or accidental, coined by Joesph Anderson in an analysis of the game Fallout 4 on Youtube.

You might have experienced a feeling where you forget you are watching a movie. You might forget you are reading a book and the world it creates becomes this oasis in your imagination. The best works of fiction feel like extensions of reality with characters that walk off the pages.
Bethesda's Bug breaks a player's immersion and at worse disconnects someone from a world they were enjoying and makes them question that world the developers have built. It makes that world feel small and reveals that it was not fully realized and might make you want to put an otherwise good game down.

"Bethesda" is a studio that develops videogames and a "bug" refers to a behavior a creator may not have intended (almost always referring to videogames or software). "Bethesda's Bug" is a transmogrification of the "Schrödinger's Cat" thought experiment.

Anderson, J. "Fallout 4 Analysis". 28 November 2015. Youtube.
What constitutes a "Bethesda's Bug" is pretty nebulous. Any example I can think of that actually qualifies is far too intensive for the purposes of this definition.
I suggest* you watch Joeseph Anderson's Fallout 4 Analysis video on Youtube if you want an example in context. It's a long video but it is worth the watch if you like excessively critical analysis. 25 minutes in he mentions Bethesda's Bug.

*He will spoil the game so if you have any intention of playing Fallout 4 I suggest you go in blind and form your own opinions before exposing yourself to a review.*

Gilbert Blythe

Basically the more modern version of Mr. Darcy. You can do the multiplication table by his freckles, and he has curly brown hair and hazel eyes that match perfectly with his roguish grin. If you ever find a Gilbert Blythe, you need to keep him before he gets away. He's the epitome of perfection.
Me: "Have you seen the new Gilbert Blythe at school?"
Anne Shirley: "Who?"

Blithering idiot 

Basically, James May and Richard Hammond when they talk to Jermey Clarkson
Hammond you blithering idiot, you totally ruined this car!
Blithering idiot by Goh nakhor September 27, 2019

to blathe 

But that's not what he said! He distinctly said 'to blathe' and as we all know 'to blathe' means to bluff! Ah, and you were probably playing cards, and he cheated!

Bethetic 

An attempt so poorly implemented that it not only lives up to all possible worries but expands upon them.
They made a bethetic attempt at launching a new system.
Bethetic by Malvoli0 August 31, 2017
Bethel- *house of god* in Hebrew - very funny, creative and beautiful, People tend to want to be around her because of her amazing personality and beautiful smile ! Although she may seem shy at times, you really got to get to know her to see her real side. Plays volleyball and has big goals for the future Probabley in the medical field.
“ Bethel just made my day

Omg your so beautful bethel”
Bethel by Sabrina Oviamne March 15, 2018