To vomit quickly, and oftentimes secretly, to avoid disclosing the fact that one needed to throw up.

This can be done for a number of reasons:

1. To hide the fact that one is sick
2. To hide the fact that one has had too much to drink at a party
3. To hide the fact that one is throwing up down the back of a friend or enemy's shirt
What is that smell? Awww...! I wonder who blerked on me...
by Mr. Nauti June 18, 2010
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Used at the end of a sentence when you realise that the person you're explaining something to just isn't going to understand.
"An elastic scattering process with incoming particles which displace the out going particles with the combined forces... arrh blerk"
by Fuzzy April 10, 2005
to fart, shit, and spew simultaneously
I don't think I'll be able to go out tonight..I have a bad case of the blerk.
by bambamthankyamaam April 05, 2015
A word made up by atease member Ash. It means "to fart with great force".
I just blerked right in your FACE!
by Ash May 29, 2003
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