A blender is a black man that is also bender!
This black man on the dancefloor is checking me out and I am a hetrosexual man! This man is a blender!
A Blender is the act of ramming one's fist up an asshole and twisting it around numerous times. Often creates a large amount of residue of various liquids and organ remains.
Me: "Dude, I just gave a chick a blender!"
Jeff: "Oh, that explains the smell and stains."
Two men stand front to front and perform the helicopter without using hands (hips and legs only). It is important that the penises are flaccid and never touch. Otherwise, it's gay.
A blender is when two men helicopter each other without touching their flaccid penises. If they touch, one of them has to die.
A euphemism for sex, used a bit in a popular thread on the MegaTokyo messageboards by BozoCat, in the thread MT:tC of ph34r and b33r. Typically, BozoCat's character in the thread(which is a forum RPG), Nicholas, has used it a bit.
Sayt: "So, have you uh... Blender... With her yet?"
MS: "wait, WHAT?"
Sayt: "never mind."
Used in the game Gunz (www.gunzonline.com) to describe a sword fight where one guy is stuck in the middle and everyone slashes him up to pieces, like a blender
*guy1 gets slashed to pieces*
guy1:I'm a person not a meat loaf :(...
Dude, i gotta use the blender
N. One who practises the art of blending a suck up, a brown nose to management
Brent is such a Blender!, Ang, Liz and Balk, are crap at blending.