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Extremely large, bigger than tonk.
50 cent is blench, not good but large in size. "My guns are getting blench after taming the 45s!"
by Wrek August 10, 2005
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Donkey Punch Plush

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A contraction of the words 'black' and 'hench'. I'm sorry if you lads didnt know it was a racial thing but it is. It's never used in a negative light though.
"Seen that bouncer man? He's blench an he's got a cute lil beard."
by greeef November 18, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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someone how is muscly and strong.
'look at him hes pretty blench'
by big baz January 14, 2008
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Golden Shower Plush

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When something is large and can no longer be described as merely hench, it must be bloody-hench, therefore, Blench!
Bart: Maaaaate, what is in this, it must be piff as fuck
Hannah: Nahh mate, this is fucking blench as fuck!
by HanzAlmighty January 28, 2013
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Golden Shower Plush

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to be 'heavy.' The superlative of the word good. By using the word 'uba' in front of this word, you are strengthening the superlative ie. 'uba blench'
That merc is serverly blench.
by Vinny45 July 13, 2005
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Golden Shower Plush

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