main bleds

A term used to describe a male/female relationship that is entirely non intimate, usually because they enjoy anothers company but have no physical attraction to one another, they are involved in other romantic relationships or, one finds the other attractive and the other is just being polite. A main bled can expect the negative aspects of a romantic relationship, i.e having to go shopping, emotional baggage or attending sporting events, without the sexual gratification. Main Bleds are the opposite of Friends With Benefits.

Example A
Dude 1 - Hey, you and Sarah are pretty close, are you friends with benefits?

Dude 2- Nah, we're just Main Bleds

Dude 1- Oh, sorry to hear it

Example B

Dude - Hey, fancy going for a drink later?

Chick - Erm, you're not really my type, we could be main bleds?

Dude - I'll pass.

main bleds by Kyle891 June 15, 2008

Bledlow 

The Bledlows are the policemen of the Unseen University. They are mostly former watchmen and soldiers, heavy-set and have quite a good turn of speed for their age. Like watchmen everywhere, they believe in the universal guilt of everybody -- in their case, the students.

They have a time-honoured and arcane ceremony at two in the morning which is akin to the Changing of the Guards in other cities of the Multiverse, only louder and more obtrusive, involving the Patting of the Pockets, the I'll Swear They Were Here This Morning, and the Stone Me, They Were Here All Along, and ending with the signing-over of keys between the incoming and outgoing porters. Attempts to get them to turn the volume down a bit are regarded as gross insults from people, who while they might know the value of a good night's sleep, have no respect for deeper values such as Tradition.

In The Last Hero and the The Science of Discworld series, the Bledlows are used by Ridcully to prevent Rincewind from running away. (When confronted by a potential act of heroism, Rincewind follows his better instincts by turning and running.} He doesn't get very far before being (gently) restrained by grinning Bledlows, who are noteworthy in that they have succeeded where other, younger, guards with more weapons and attitude have failed. They are, in short, the one body of men whom Rincewind cannot outrun or evade, which says a lot for all the practice they get chasing down students.

The one person they have thus far been unable to restrain is Granny Weatherwax, as demonstrated in Equal Rites. When Granny really wants to get into the Great Hall and see the Archchancellor, nothing (not even Bledlows) is going to be able to stop her.

Bledlow by hotfuzz459 November 19, 2010

My black heart bleeds for you 

A phrase meaning to have a strong hatred towards someone or something.

"Yay I won 100 dollars!" Said Eric.

"My black heart bleeds for you." Says Agatha.

My black heart bleeds for you by Applemilk November 2, 2016

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard 

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”

Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard by sukan December 27, 2022

Bedswangled

To cause unintentional miscalculation, (and thus) harm towards your own associates, due to a fault in ones (individuals) action performing an endeavor.

I played a game of AP Warwick and I almost died.
-Did you kill anyone?
No, but a Vel'Koz was low on health.
I had bedswangled him.

Bedswangled by Henri Casadesus October 10, 2018

Bedside Volcano 

A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.

"Have you seen my phone?"
"Have you checked the bedside volcano?"
"Which one??"
"Good question."

Bedside Volcano by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023

Bledsaw

Only the best. Great lovers . Usually a genious. Extreamly good looking! You want to be a Bledsaw.

How do I become a Bledsaw?

Bledsaw by Bledsaw October 17, 2008