Random Guy: Yay I have every book in the series!
Fan: No you idiot! I'm listening to the album Bleach by Nirvana.
Random Guy: What is Nirvana
Alternative but less popular definition: Laundry detergent.
See? Lame and unorthodox.
Dick: Nah dude, that shit's for nerds.
*Awkward silence ensues*
Jerry: Hey Dick, has there ever been a time in your life when someone says your name, and some stranger yells, "Head," immediately after?
Jerry: This is why.