An ancient Eastern-European tradition of birthing a baby directly into a bath of bleach, much like water-birthing except with a highly concentrated cleansing agent in place of the water. Used primarily to "clean the freckles" from the child, as to maintain its purity. Has been known to cause scarring and permanent blindness.
" Scrub оно. Scrub оно harder." " Они aren' t приходя off." " Что? " " Они aren' t приходя off." " Harder."
"Scrub it. Scrub it harder."
"They aren't coming off."
"They aren't coming off."
sean's are known to be huge liars and like to talk themselves up. Sean's have thick necks and short stubby legs with a balding head. They try and try to pretend that they aren't really going bald but choose to shave their head. They love to act like they are the perfect man. They seem to think they have massive amounts of talent but honestly they are awful at just about all they do. They are always in really awful bands. They think they can sing but actually sound like a dieing cat on crack. they always have bad .nasty skin and try to be kool by having tattoos or peircings but dress like a riverside tweaker "going on NO sleep for 3 weeks" These mother fuckers complain about everything. In Sean's eyes no one can do right by sean. he is perfect to himself though.This person leaves huge poops in the toilet and doesn't flush yet will complain about a dirty spoon in the sink. Seans birth signs are usually CANCERS because when you are around them ,you feel like you are chemo.
girl 1: oh my FUCK! have you seen Sean lately?
girl 2: Yes, and that back hair as well as back acne it looks like a dead dog with mange.
girl 1: Yes YES! and his breath made me throw up in my mouth the other day. I hate Sean.
girl 2: I hate Sean too and he lies like a two dollar crack whore.
boy 1: Uh, girlfriends that bitch gave me the warts on my ball sack.Like uh muh ga! Then when i woke on his crusty sheets. I found that his penis was covered in sores & looked like a rotten cucumber. One word of advice "DON'T DRINK 50 CENT tequila IN BACKWOODS CRUISING BARS.
girl1: Oh my gosh! i'm totally going home and douching with bleach!
girl2: EW, you really hit that? wow! you are totally toxic bitch..
An inhumanly disturbing birth defect. A victim would have extremely hard, bleach-white skin, and possibly red blotches near its eyes. As the word harlequin suggests, it has abnormally-shaped skin which breaks off easily, as well as odd-looking lips. It does not live to be very long, as it loses too much blood.
Seriously, PLEASE don't look it up. I know I sound like a chicken, but believe me, there is nothing worse I have seen in my entire life.
It is hard to believe that the harlequin fetus is human.
|4.||Blue screen of death|
The phrase Blue Screen of Death has its origins in the maritime trade, particularly buccaneer lore of the sixteenth century. When a ship is sunk, all that is left is the morbidly still ocean, glistening bright blue in the Caribbean sun. Thus, when one heads out to sea, with the intention of meeting another boat, and all one sees is the rolling blue ocean, one can sadly assume that that boat has sunk.more...
The phrase became absorbed into common language as a term referring to the feeling of empty hopelessness one experiences when faced with a vast expanse of watery oblivion. Staring out into Lake Windermere, the great poet William Bleak was sufficiently moved by the still blueness that he wrote his masterpiece "Songs of Death", eventually going on to kick-start the goth movement.
With the advent of air travel in the twentieth century, it became applicable to the sky, as well as the sea: many an early airman was deemed lost to the Blue Screen of Death (although quite a few of them simply turned out to have gotten slightly lost and landed in the wrong place). Over time the Blue Screen has become synonymous with loss, emptiness and to some, the Devil.
The association of the colour blue with death, watery or otherwise, is readily visible throughout modern civilisation. Household cleaners such as bleach are packaged in blue bottles, in memory of those who, when the product was new to the market, mistook it for cheap ouzo and passed away through dissolution of the digestive t...
A bogan/skezzy who piles on foundation and fake tan like there's no tomorrow. When a punk skezzy and a carrot skezzy breed, they give birth to an Emo Carrot Skezzy, who grazes schools and local malls in ugg boots, denim short shorts, orange faces and heavy black eyes. They normally have crusty bleach-blonde hair as well.
Gosh! Janice is such a carrot! She had the fake tan all over her hands, too! Not to mention some OTHER substance...
Guy Fieri is the host of about a half dozen shows on Food Network. This isn't even his birth name. He was born Guy Ferry (not even joking) and subsequently changed his name, no doubt because of the ridicule he deservingly recieved while growing up. He is the embodiment of douchebag. This poor excuse for a man dons bleach blonde hair, some ridiculous facial hair growth, sweat bands on his ams, earrings, sun glasses on the back of his head, and a bunch of other assorted jewelery. There is no bigger tool living or deceased.
Guy Fieri makes my stomoch turn. Why the hell did Food network give that dip shit so many shows?
|7.||Johnny Yong Bosch|
A young man who is a voice actor in many anime, such as, Naruto, Bleach, Trigun, and many more. He's voice acted as Nero in Devil May Cry 4. He's even acted in the Power Rangers series. He has brown, spiky hair, and suave, black eyes. His wife is Amy Bosch, and his birth name is John Jay Bosch.
Johnny Yong Bosch is a voice actor filled with awesome and carnage.