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blue blazes 

an imaginary place somewhere on earth that is said to be excruciatingly hot. invented by old people.
grandma: my goodness, its hotter than blue blazes in here!
me: where is blue blazes?
grandma: i don't know, but i'm guessing its somewhere hot.
blue blazes by brett69xxx September 23, 2009

the blazes

synonym for "the fuck". e.g. stay the blazes home.
Stay the blazes home.
the blazes by east-coaster April 3, 2020

what the blazes 

when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.

*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*
Present
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"

Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"
what the blazes by Ryno December 3, 2004

hot as blue blazes

Worcester, MA 1950's a very hot day was "hot as blue blazes"
Radio says it will reach 95 degrees today, it will be "hot as blue blazes".

blameshift 

In retaliation, during an arguement, to twist the facts to actually shift the blame to the other person.
John always manages to blameshift when ever we argue.
blameshift by John's mom February 25, 2006

Blaze Raiding 

The act of looking through other people's fridges and cupboards when high, and munching on food that does not belong to you!
"I'm starving, I'm gonna go blaze raiding in this guy's kitchen. Dude, he's got Jaffa Cakes!"

"Nah man, He HAD Jaffa Cakes!".
Blaze Raiding by MiasmaMan July 13, 2012