Blackjack 

Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.

After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.

Blackjack by Poncho23 March 5, 2016

blazebaked 

What you get when you snoke too much weed that was ranked most hittable by stoner magazine.

Right now you know I'm blazebaked, you know I've been boxhotting all night, you know these are crystallized strains, and you know that my bong is six feet deep, and I got that baby on ice.

blazebaked by shizupple May 2, 2014

Blackjack and hookers 

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."

Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"

Blackjack and hookers by McGingie December 18, 2014

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. 

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. by zacon November 29, 2003

Blackjack Scout 

One who's very knowledgeable about the game of blackjack.

Nice hand! How’d you know when to double down?

Blackjack Scout taught me.

Blackjack Scout by ibjp March 25, 2011

Blackjacking 

Masturbating when in a state of black out drunkeness.

I must have been blackjacking last night because i woke up with my dick in my hand.

Blackjacking by Stank Twatwell December 12, 2009

Blackjack Rating 

It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence

Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.

Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...

Shaun: A 15?

Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!

Shaun: LOL

Blackjack Rating by iKielo1 December 26, 2008