Verb inspired by column on Jack Layton by Christie Blatchford, a "journalist" who writes for the National Post.
Alex: Of course! It's only the best sport in the world! In fact, I just ordered three jerseys off of a baseball equipment website, and I subscribed to three wooden bat magazines last Monday. I'm still looking for an outfielder's glove and a catcher's mitt, though.
John: Dude, chill. You such a blatch about baseball.